Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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