Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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