: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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