Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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