what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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