the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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