Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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