I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
that may or may not have been my penis.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
