he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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