problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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