i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
