Me too!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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