Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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