We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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