Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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