I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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