New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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