worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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