lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
