The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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