if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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