woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i dont even know how to be here
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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