Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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