Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they're like a gay fantastic four
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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