Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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