i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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