You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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