Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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