i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Randomize