Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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