She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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