what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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