R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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