My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
