the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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