We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
not ubering you a puppy
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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