Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
please come you make the beer taste better
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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