But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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