I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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