Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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