Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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