jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
