Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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