Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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