My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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