I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
