but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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