...so i touched it.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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