Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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