What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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