my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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