He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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