my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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