Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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