Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Girls should come with a carfax report
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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