you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
